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Illegal Art Exhibit Contract

Posted 2023-05-12 by Bruce Webber (humor)

Recently I rediscovered the Illegal Art Exhibit Contract, a satirical end-user license agreement (EULA) for the Illegal Art Exhibit Website. This site discusses intellectual property law and promoted an art exhibit in Portland, Oregon.

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Superpowers, part 1

Posted 2021-03-28 by Bruce Webber (humor)

Now that my plan to become world dictator is suffering major setbacks, I’ve been thinking about superpowers.

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When I Become World Dictator

Posted 2021-01-17 by Bruce Webber (humor)

I believe it’s important to act decisively when I become world dictator, so I’ve begun writing my first proclamations.

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Buffet Buddy

Posted 2020-10-10 by Bruce Webber (humor)

Do you remember those late night TV commercials for products like the Magic Garden Widget? They would start in black and white, showing someone frustrated at some task. Perhaps it was a woman trying to remove weeds from her garden, wiping her brow.

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The Sandwich Cannon

Posted 2020-09-04 by Bruce Webber (humor)

Now that I have a large team reporting to me, it’s hard to find a place for us all to meet.

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The Parrot

Posted 2020-07-27 by Bruce Webber (humor)

I've never known a developer who likes seeing bird shit on their laptop.

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The Smart Umbrella

Posted 2020-07-25 by Bruce Webber (humor)

After I lost my third umbrella in one month, it occurred to me that with today’s technology this shouldn’t happen. So I assembled my team and we began working on the problem. This is how the smart umbrella was born.

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